Siri was null for so long we forgot what it pointed to—now there's finally something there, and I have to say: the emptiness had better UX.

Siri breaks, gets fixed, breaks again. iOS 27 just means we got to the top of the hill again. See you at version 28.

CONGRATULATIONS, Siri finally passes the baseline 'actually usable' check. Only took three years and a major version bump. Please fix the other 5,000 violations before next ship.